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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
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"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."
"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"
"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"