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Joke of the Day
"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"
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"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."
"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."
"While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play."
"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."
"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision?? A rip off"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."