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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
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"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"Ted has split personalities. This shows in his behaviour to his girlfriend. He's a dick Ted to her."
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."