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Joke of the Day

"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"sdkgnosdngosdg;klm'gtmq[rasmgladmgladmgladmngksdngksdnkgnadkfgnkasgnkpasngksangkasngkdsgksgnkdgnkdgk; I just hacked the CIA [redacted]"

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"

"I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. I don't want to interrupt her."

"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."