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Joke of the Day

"This father says to his son, ""Stop playing with yourself you'll go blind."" The son says, ""I'm over here, dad."""

"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"

"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""

"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."

"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."

"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."

"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."