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Joke of the Day

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."

"Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?"

"I took a ""Which Friends character are you?"" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch."

"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"

"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"

"I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?"

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"