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Joke of the Day

"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"

"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"

"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."

"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"

"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"

"I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO"

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"

"quickie or quiche?"

"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."