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Joke of the Day

"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."

"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"

"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"

"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."

"I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."