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Joke of the Day

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you... B: What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!"

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."

"If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops....."

"One of my dad's Why do serial killers do what they do? For the Kix"

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""

"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"