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Joke of the Day
"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"
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"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"
"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."
"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""
"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
"What is your favorite one or two line joke? (X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there"
"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."
"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."
"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."