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Joke of the Day

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"A joke I made up yesterday . . . Relationships are like socks. They're cool with me, as long as they are the same color."

"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."

"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."

"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."

"How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!"

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."

"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"