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Joke of the Day

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good. Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here."

"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."

"So a termite walks into a bar... And asks, hey, is the bartender?"

"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."

"One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge."

"I used to be really scared about marriage... In fact, I hear 50% of all marriages end up lasting Forever!"