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Joke of the Day

"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"Our top story tonight... Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead..."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."

"Why should you wear leather when playing Hide and Seek? Because it's made of hide."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."

"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"

"Bought my epileptic girlfriend a strobe light for her birthday... She will have a fit when she sees it."