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Joke of the Day
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
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"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."
"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"
"When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic."
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"
"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."
"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."