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Joke of the Day

"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly""."

"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing, they just waved."

"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"[principal's office] ""Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent."" Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo."