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Joke of the Day
"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"
Next Joke
"I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one."
"Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes"
"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."
"*goes to grocery store *puts ""gently used"" sticker on all their cucumbers"
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"
"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."
"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."
"I like to sit and stare at the Chinese take out menu for an hour and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times."