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Joke of the Day
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
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"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
"Why didn't Mark Watney get any pussy on Mars? Curiosity killed the cat"
"What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area."
"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
"""911 whats ur emergency"" omg im DYING ""we'll send someone right awa"" i met THE funiest guy ""ok wait so ur not actualy"" AND HE STABBED ME"
"Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave."
"Just Netflixed ""2012."" Six Billion people dead at film's end. Was prepared because PG-13 rating warned of ""Mild Violence"""
"There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood."
"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee, you racist bastard."