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Joke of the Day

"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"

"If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere..."

"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"

"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"

"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"

"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."

"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."