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Joke of the Day
"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."
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"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"
"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"
"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""
"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""
"How many Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason."
"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"