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Joke of the Day

"What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ...""May the Ides be ever in your favor."""

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Little Johnny (x-post /r/AntiJokes) The Mailman saw Little Johnny on the side of the street with an old coffee can. Mailman: What have you got in that can there? Johnny: dogshit Mailman: what the fuck"

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."

"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"

"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."

"They say seeing is believing, I never saw 9/11 happen. Therefore, 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. Yes bad logic but hey, it's a quick laugh."