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Joke of the Day
"Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven."
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"Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're ""just about to hop in the shower""."
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."
"I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt"
"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."
"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."
"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."
"I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now."
"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."