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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."
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"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."
"What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk."
"I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid, I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course."
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"
"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."
"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched."
"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."