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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"

"Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls."

"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"what did the fish say to the jelous fish? ur jellyfish"

"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""

"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"