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Joke of the Day
"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."
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"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."
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"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"
"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."
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"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."
"chicken. knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the idiots house.) *knock knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken...."