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Joke of the Day

"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"

"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."

"My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It doesn't really pay much but I make dew."

"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."

"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"(Disney Dating Tips) 1.Kidnap Dad 2.Coerce Daughter 3.Awkward music-filled dates 4.Angry mob danger 5.Stockholm Syndrome -Beauty & the Beast"

"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"

"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"