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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."
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"How do these people survive"
"One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn't make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels."
"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make."
"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."
"My wife asked me: ""What's the most risky, dangerous food you've ever eaten."" Me: ""wedding cake""."
"Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way We cannoli do so much"
"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."