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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."

"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."

"What do gay crows eat? Cawk!"

"Want to hear a joke? My username."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"""Give it here!"" ""No, it's mine!"" ""it's my turn!"" ""you had it last!"" ""come on gimme it!"" ""no way!"" ""but it's my go!"" Siamese twins having a wank."

"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."