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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
Next Joke
"Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out."
"If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV"
"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."
"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."
"I just want to rub all over you........ ........with the front end of my car."
"One time I was holding this little girl's hand walking through the woods at night. She said: ""I'm scared!"" I said:"" Well then how do you think I feel? I gotta walk back alone!"""
"Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt."
"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."
"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"