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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"

"Waiter there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir it's your sausage ?"

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""

"A man walks into a bar... Ow."

"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""

"""That's what."" -She."

"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."

"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."