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Joke of the Day
"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."
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"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."
"I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work."
"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."
"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."
"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"
"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"
"A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean. Hard of hearing the man asks, ""come again?"" She responds, ""No, it's yogurt"""