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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."
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"How many girlfriends have you had before me? She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue. Fucking stupid question."
"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"
"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."
"Throwing away a good relationship because of problems that can be worked out, is like throwing away a new car because of a flat tire."