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Joke of the Day
"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."
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"Old Italian guy is on his front stoop cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy walks by. Hippy looks up and says, ""Hey man. The music stopped and your monkey's on fire"""
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"
"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."
"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "
"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Cross-fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone within two minutes"
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""