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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"
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"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"What did God say when he made the first black person? Damn, I burnt one..."
"What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot."
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."
"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."
"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"
"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."
"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"
"I had sex with a girl and she kept shouting another guys name Who the fuck is rape?"