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Joke of the Day
"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"
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"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."
"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."
"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!"
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"
"My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."