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Joke of the Day
"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
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"A woman I met had 13 children all named David. When I asked her how she calls just one of them, she said, ""Oh that's easy; I just call them by their last names."""
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"
"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"
"What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!"
"Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers."
"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."