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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"
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"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."
"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"
"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."
"Knock knock Come in Sorry "
"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"
"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"