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Joke of the Day
"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."
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"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"
"Why do French tanks have review mirrors? Because they want to see the front line too"
"Why aren't there more women in STEM? Because they're stupid and illiterate."
"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"
"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."
"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"