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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"
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"[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious."
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."
"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."
"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
"Hate being fat. Love eating food."
"The three rules about procrastination. 1. 2."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."