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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"

"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."

"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("

"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""

"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"