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Joke of the Day

"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."

"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"

"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."

"I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!"

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?"

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long? Polaroids."

"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."

"Today I watched a donkey look both ways before crossing the street... ... he was a smart ass."