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Joke of the Day
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!"
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"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."
"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."
"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."
"You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna"
"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"
"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."
"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."
"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."