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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tranny mailman? She-mail"
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"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"
"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"