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Joke of the Day

"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"

"Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan."

"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"

"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."

"Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold."

"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"

"A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor replies ""because i'm trying to examine you."""

"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""

"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."