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Joke of the Day

"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"

"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."

"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"

"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""

"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"

"So I tried catching some fog today... I mist."

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3 Uno...dos...*poof* He disappeared without a tres"