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Joke of the Day
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."
Next Joke
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"
"Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"
"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""
"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"
"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."