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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"
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"Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer"
"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away."
"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
"I walked in on my roommate watching midget porn When I questioned him about it, he started getting short with me"
"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."