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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."

"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."

"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"

"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."

"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."

"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."

"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"