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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"
"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."
"Just left a note on the ex's car saying ""I STILL LOVE YOU"" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep."
"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."
"What do turtles and pedophiles have in common? They both get there before the hare/hair."
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"
"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"