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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."

"Where do poor meatballs live? the spaghetto"

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"

"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"

"If someone upsets you, write a nasty letter and file it away before you say something you might regret. Then punch the person in the face."

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."