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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"

"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""

"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."

"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"

"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."

"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent"

"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."