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Joke of the Day

"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"

"Who is the richest painter? Manet."

"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."

"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"

"The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah."

"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"

"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."

"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"

"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."

"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""