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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped Snow White."

"Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength."

"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."

"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"

"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."

"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"I'd share with you the audio log of Felix Baumgartner's jump again... ...but I'd hate to sound like a broken record."