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Joke of the Day

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"

"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"

":O + :P = 69 Simple math"

"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."

"I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds ""plants"""

"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."